SOME DAILY INSPIRATIONS
Lots of people want to ride with you in the limo, but what you want is someone who will take the bus with you when the limo breaks down.
Be kind, for everyone you meet is fighting a hard battle.
If there is no joy in religion, you have got a leak in your religion.
We cannot hold a torch to light another person's path without brightening our own.
Noble deeds and hot baths are the best cures for depression.
Look at everything as though you were seeing it either for the first or last time. Then your time on earth will be filled with glory.
For fast acting relief, try slowing down.
All About Dogs
"If there are no dogs in Heaven,
then when I die I want to go where they went."
"We give dogs time we can spare, space we can spare and love we can spare. And in return, dogs give us their all.
It's the best deal man has ever made"
"Dogs love their friends and bite their enemies, quite unlike people, who are incapable of pure love
and always have to mix love and hate."
"The reason a dog has so many friends is that he wags his tail instead of his tongue."
"Dogs need to sniff the ground; it's how they keep abreast of current events. The ground is a giant dog newspaper,
containing all kinds of late-breaking dog news items,
which, if they are especially urgent,
are often continued in the next yard."
"Anybody who doesn't know what soap tastes like never washed a dog."
"If your dog is fat, you aren't getting enough exercise."
"A dog teaches a boy fidelity, perseverance, and to turn around three times before lying down."
"No animal should ever jump up on the dining-room furniture unless absolutely certain that he can hold his own in the conversation."
"Don't accept your dog's admiration as conclusive evidence that you are wonderful."
"There is no psychiatrist in the world like a puppy licking your face."
"A dog is the only thing on earth that loves you more than he loves himself."
"The average dog is a nicer person than the average person."
"Outside of a dog, a book is probably man's best friend;
inside of a dog, it's too dark to read."
"Ever consider what they must think of us? I mean, here we come back from a grocery store with the most amazing haul --
chicken, pork, half a cow.
They must think we're the greatest hunters on earth!"
"If I have any beliefs about immortality, it is that certain dogs I have known will go to heaven, and very, very few persons."
"Women and cats will do as they please, and men and dogs should relax and get used to the idea."
Please God, make me into the person my dog thinks I am.
You Know You Are A Giant Breed Owner when:
The will of God will never take you to where the
grace of God will not protect you.
You're braver than you believe, and stronger than you seem, and smarter than you think." -Christopher Robin to Pooh
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